when people don’t realize that i’m being sarcastic
What on earth where do these gifs even come from
if youre attractive and you talk to me first, chances are im very confused
when u have a character that u tag as “my son/daughter/child/etc” and see someone else who also tags that character as progeny and youre like yes. we are proud parents. how did you sleep last night dear. would you like a cup of coffee. did you hear what our child did this time. they get this from your side of the family.